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Bannon’s Big Day is Coming Up and I Can’t Wait

Paulina Rau

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Where will he go, I wonder. Danbury, Connecticut, I believe.

Club-Fed has refused the pleasure of his odoriferous company, so he might have to downsize. Might the Aryan Brotherhood organize a fitting welcome and offer to acclimate Slovenly Steve to his one star cell?

Michael Cohen attended Otisville Correctional Facility in New York, where according to his first book Denial, hosts an upmarket, white collar clientele, complete with kosher food. On reading this, my question was, why are some prisoners treated differently? Doesn’t democracy apply to prisons?

Will they force Steve to shower? As his pal, Marjorie, has been a loyal guest on his show, bemoaning how Congress treats her, and even laughs at her, will she visit him? What kind of work will they allot him? Cohen worked in the sanitation plant — sounds just right for Bannon.

This man, like Alex Jones and Roger Stone, needs to be far away from civil society, however, Bannon will be able to run his podcast from prison, so his influence will persist. For some MAGAs, I guess, the fact of Bannon being in prison will add to his reputation.

For a man, who states prison doesn’t matter, Bannon certainly spent some time trying to avoid it. Even the Supreme Court didn’t support him. Perhaps, he didn’t pay enough.

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